Assholes in Stereotypical Asshole-mobiles

Kinja'd!!! "No, I don't thank you for the fish at all" (notindetroit)
09/08/2014 at 23:48 • Filed to: None

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Coming home from a late night and I got cut off from some asshole in his brand-new 760il asshole-mobile. I wish I thought to burn his retinas with my highbeams.

And then I was stuck behind some moron in a CR-V who was not only going just a tad below the speed limit but when it finally opened up to two lanes he not only started hogging the left lane but managed to block the right as well.

Goddamn I fucking hate Colorado drivers.


DISCUSSION (5)


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all
09/08/2014 at 23:54

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They're probably high.


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all
09/09/2014 at 00:17

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Where were you?


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > PatBateman
09/09/2014 at 00:17

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You're stereotype is only half valid. Still more than it should be though. Most Coloradans that smoke pot do it responsibly


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
09/09/2014 at 00:20

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I was teasing. The joke was right there and I couldn't resist.


Kinja'd!!! promoted by the color red > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all
09/09/2014 at 02:00

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I've been a delivery driver for three weeks and I've pretty much concluded that everybody is an asshole driving around in their asshole-mobiles.